

Into a mouth? On a finger? To the police station? Where is it going?
Into a mouth? On a finger? To the police station? Where is it going?
This is news to me 😮😮😮 Tell me more!
For a second I wondered why Oprah was called SZA
I don’t get why loops requires registration. It feels like an instagram pattern and I really dislike it.
I didn’t know about their craziness, but the UN office of human rights has had their eye on the organ harvesting allegations since at least 2016. The Falun Gong might be as crazy as scientologists and mormons, but that doesn’t mean they should be treated this way.
USAians drinking coke instead of tea. Makes sense. Guess making a good cuppa takes too long to fill the immediate need for another sugar dump 🤷♂
Make everyone lactose intolerance: everyone is a malfunctioning system now.
inb4 “but it’s too expensive 😭😭😭” *buys an iPhone instead*
Could’ve bought a new android phone for the same price.
Keep signing it! Don’t stop!
Nowhere in the comic does it do that. It just shows a humanoid with cat ears.
Consoomers aren’t to blame. Why? Because I’m a consoomer myself and I know I’m not to blame. Not even partially. I am completely absolved from any blame because I’m a consoomer. Where does it say so? I say so. I will consoom for the economy and that’s how I participate in society.
I buy plastic bottles because I’m powerless. I buy big tech products because I’m powerless to their advertising. I buy non-fairtrade products because, you guessed it, powerless. I leave the tap on while brushing my teeth because industry uses millions of litres more than I ever could making products for me to consoom. I am powerless! I can consoom anything I like, whenever I like, however I like, because I’m a weak pawn with no independence.
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Same in many European countries, every New Year. People are dumb.
I think I finally got it 🤣
There’s a revolt in China and Russia?
Gib sauce!