Going for the whole thing, eh?
Not even just the “symbol version”. I don’t like long nails but one has to appreciate the artistry here.

As we learned from trump during covid: If you don’t look into a problem it does not exist.
It’s a fact!

Just shooting rich people into space (and letting them return) for no particular reason is dumb enough. We really don’t need you to make it even dumber.

Was looking for this comment. Was not disappointed.

“Ceparoo” is indeed a great state!
Also I like that it settled the dumb “Gulf of Mexico” thing. I think we can all be happy with “Martnla”.

And he wouldn’t even fit into that dumpster to help the poor animal. =(

It’s an old copy pasta but it holds up better than ever.

Wow that was quite an encyclopedic post. Thank you for the good read!

DEI is diversity, equity and inclusion. They are basically saying that the fires are so bad because they hired a bunch of women, black and gay people. If they had only hired MEN ™ to the fire departements, they would have it under control by now!

This sounds like something the Bojack Horseman writers would come up with.

Never ever believe companies when they make promises like “we will have x by date y”. Especially if date y is further away than maybe the end of the year. Shell also made big promises and then quietly dropped them. Of course the making of the promise came with a big PR budget. The dropping of the plans was silent. Weird how that works…

Fuck, now I have to listen to that. Such a good song!

I love the idea of using a DOF effect in a drawing.
Also the drawing itself is hilarious!

He still doesn’t know what’s in the secret sauce though.

A R… REPUBLICAN??? No! I can’t believe it! \s

I also at first thought it’s not that bad, because it looks like the main part of the computer is “hovering”, because it stands on that round portion. But then I saw that the button is on the backside! Why? That way you have to reach around everything, making it impossible to fit the thing into some smaller space and still use it. If it was on the bottom but in the front you would still have your beloved button-less design but the button would still be pretty accessible.

Who ever made that deserves a medal.

It took quite some liberty with the “pixels” in the eyes. 😅

I can recommend the “Behind the Bastards” (podcast) episode on Steve Jobs.
What a weird… weird man.

Full disclosure: I ran manjaro as a daily driver for a while a few years back bad have been forced back on windows as well by company policy. So I’m not going to be the ultimate authority to answer your questions.
All I wanted to comment is that with iTunes and Office you have picked two pieces of software by two companies that have a very strong interest in not letting you migrate away from them. I tried to migrate my gf’s password manager from the iCloud one to bitwarden and it’s amazing the hoops they make you jump through to get at your data. So what you might be experiencing right now is a thing called “vendor lock”, and I wish you the best of luck for finding a way out. ;)