We got JJ’s a couple weeks ago. 3 sandwiches and 3 cookies was over $50. That was not worth anywhere near that much.

A spoon of hot horseradish or wasabi work too.

Sorry. Your insurance will only cover an Xbox 360.

Don’t worry everybody. Our IPO might seem bad, but it’s just because our users have absolutely no faith in us.

We should start calling these the “new oculus” or something. The marketing has been insane and neither Meta or Apple would benefit. It would be like when people called every console a Nintendo.

PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!