I am an ant, on a leave, floating down a river. I did not choose my leaf, I did not choose the river. So much is out of my control, I can only afford to focus my energy on things I can control.

In addition to the other comments, when Gandalf, known for being among the wisest at the time, sees the lost seeing stone, he is immediately suspicious and wary.

This person is a memesmith, not a yo-yo.

When Gandalf learns that Saruman is using one of the Lost Seeing Stones, his first instinct is mistrust and suspicion.

Their little feud was pushed a little too hard, it was more suspicious than any regular news story. I imagine facebook and instagram is awash in LLM generated memes of these two fighting.

The trump vs. elon smokescreen was an attempt to obfuscate this, I bet.

His companies go under, satellites fall from the sky.

This trump vs elon narrative feels performative. Call me a cynic, but I feel like a narrative is being pushed to try and win back good will for elon.

I don’t make her cum, I allow her to, once she’s earned it. And she better thank me for it.

Then hugs and kisses all around, and usually a snack and some coffee after (she loves when I pour her a cup of coffee).

Yes.

Perhaps a door mouse could be trained to strike a match before retreating safely to a secondary chamber?

I’m sure an internal striker could be engineered with some metal bits, maybe a 3D printer, and parts of a zippo lighter. Just shooting from the hip, but I bet there is someone with the knowledge and the time, if you brought the idea up to the correct forums.

I have people skills!

This has nothing to do with bots. Verification comes with more info provided on your part, which they will sell.

Sounds like a good opportunity for anyone who has ever wanted to be a snail farmer.

I dunno, I feel like I would get a lot of joy from watching shareholders beg for their lives, as some god-like being casually rips through them. Ever seen Dogma?

I’m going to have to download an app to use my zippers, aren’t I?

De Beers did it with diamond engagement rings as well.

It’s when you pee in someone’s mouth during a blowie.

Any port in a storm, I always say.