I heard they shaved a gorilla.

I mean, if we’re bringing back child labor, debtor’s prisons aren’t a huge leap.

Huh. So this is when I have a stroke. Good to know.

2 or 3.

I use to love G2’s, but they fell off. I found a sharpie pen a while back and was shocked by how well it wrote, it’s now my goto.

It’s an I Heart Radio podcast right? I♡R suuuuuvks.

I love Cool Zone Media’s output, but their parent company is exhausting.

Playing a real dangerous game having those finger so close to the eyes and nose.

The women recieved a psychic pulse to leave the train minutes before this image was pulsed.

Tuck and roll, ladies.

I love that this is in Minecraft. Should be in base game.

Sweet sweet Kill Master. Kept my units healed through the bulk of Brütal Legends.

Friendly reminder that the Babylon Bee is the shitty rightwing attempt at the Onion.

Attempting to launder shitty conservative beliefs through humor.

I’m pretty firmly against crossovers unless they are particularly compatible with each other. Unless it gels just right it feels pandering and lame. Smash Bros for example worked hard to make the disparate cast fit in with each other with subtle design changes. Ready Player One on the other hand…

X-Men and other super hero-esque media works. DC and Mortal Kombat works when you throw in magic to offset the power inbalance. (Although, I never questioned Marvel Vs Capcom’s power scaling. Hsien-Ko and Phoenix Wright casually kicking Thanos’ wrinkled purple ass never made me think twice.)

I’ld like Capcom to collapse more of their fighting and beat-em-up properties into Street Fighter. Hsien-Ko makes about as much sense in Street Fighter as half of the villains.

I like doing old prospector-y cursing for minor inconveniences. I work at a hospital, so I probably shouldn’t curse openly infront of the unwashed terbuculars.

consarn it
dagnabbit

My final form is Grandpa Lou Rugrats.

Remember kids. When playing against folks who aren’t as good at a game as you, that’s the time to either practice dumb silly shit or use the weapons you don’t normally use.

Like, unless yall are labbing, it really sucks the air out of the room to dominate everyone.

That was how I made peace with Biden in the first place.

“You aren’t voting for the man, you’re voting for the cabinet and judges he appoints”.

Atleast Biden’s cabinet was more-or-less competent. I didn’t always agree with them, but atleast there was a logic outside of “this will only benefit the obscenely rich/Russia”

They would have won the White House if they endorsed it more.

The fact that he wasn’t concerned that a notable chunk of his audience was either fasc-y or being led down that path is concerning.

I remember The Comedy Button (a podcast comprised of mostly ex-IGN staff) during Gamergate. A few of their fans were espousing that kind of thought and the hosts shut that shit down quick. They lost a chunk of listeners, but you gotta kick the nazis out of the bar.

It doesn’t need to be big to do it’s job!😡

Isn’t gallup one of those pollsters that still uses landline surveying? That’s got to skew the numbers.

Also people not being remotely politcally engaged doesn’t help much either.

“I vote democrat because the alternative are shitty and racist, but I am worried about this DEI, CRT, CBT, Trans stuff my weird uncle posted on Facebook”

Cut to the barber that’s clearly a coyote.

IIRC he only got ice cream for him and one of his daughters, when the other two kids who were also with him watching them eat ice cream. Mom calls him out on that being a bit fucked up, Dad doubles down. Reddit asks OP what the fuck is he doing.

It’s weird Bean Dad shit.