I mean

In the 40k universe I’d probably die very very fast unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?

Because with every year that passes I slowly turn into my 'pa. I’ll soon be around the age he was when he made me, and I look like the spitting image of him. Maybe a bit fatter and a lot gayer.

I do not slowly turn into god with every year that passes.

The so-called “anarchist” boy I met at my union meeting when I

When I touch

Touch his pro-state.

For a second I thought this was a 196 post and was wondering “where is it? Where is the proselytizing shitpost?”

Sounds like a surefire way to see wank-bank you wanted no part in and which definitely doesn’t line up with your turn-ons.

Don’t look at it.

Boot into a linux live usb

Run dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/<driveid>

I probably didn’t get that perfect, but, close enough. Look it up on the internet or check the man page idk

I vanted orranje. Zey gave me lemon-lime :(

What do those acronyms mean

Google didn’t help

I will say one thing though:

It does feel like this is entirely unsurprising.

Israel have been doing everything in their power to prove they are straight up cartoon villains

And as for Thunberg? Much as as I admire her, it was a matter of time before her speaking truth to power resulted in something like this. If it hadn’t been Israel it would have been the Putin or Trump regimes.

But who knows, maybe now that it’s a white chick getting warcrimed, the bulk of first worlders might maybe possibly start giving a shit about this.

You ever see a person deepthroat a boot?

I always read gm as ‘gamemaster’

Honey this is like your eleventh post about this and the motivating factor is something as inoccuous as digital payments.

You’re having a schizophrenic episode. Seek help.

Ubisoft games (and anything with a similar vibe)

Perfectly competent, comfortably boring, you miss nothing by skipping it but if you’re bored it helps.

The exact kind of Content ™ the word “slop” is supposed to describe.

Ah yes. The great tyranny of checks notes digital payment processing

You know, we already have this in Brazil. The countryside has not, in fact, been burninated. In fact, last I checked we’d been schooling the first worlders on how to actually handle fascists.

Oh and we never had to bend the knee to MasterCard’s forced purity rules because our digital payment system isn’t privatised unlike yall’s.

You need to lay off the shrooms, mate. They’re fucking with your mind.

Brazilian-made game mentioned

I think the way we treat The Law as a Suggestion is very much a national exclusivity. Other people, especially first worlders, are a lot more reverent about it.

I didn’t. I left of my own accord.

It’s not

But when you have an anxiety disorder paired with a lifetime of observed terribleness from the world, it can feel like it is.

So you’ll excuse me if I’m holding the celebration in fear of the other shoe that might not even drop.

Dead Charlie Kirk

Bolsonaro off to the slammer

Things have been going pretty well. Can’t wait for it all to go to hell again

“Thingie”

Or in my language – “Negocinho”.

A Negocinho and a Cabo (“a thingie and a cable”) make a phone charger (“carregador de celular”)