Of course! You leap out of bed and stagger around the room whilst shouting, “Oh, god! Oh, christ! Arrgh!” The cramp eases off in as little as 5 minutes’ time.

Chronically, kidney stones followed by gall bladder stones. Acutely, cramp anywhere in the leg.

At the end of the day, it gets dark.

Either my council tax or my utility bills.

That’s a bit harsh. When I say someone is envious as opposed to jealous, I am trying to convey a particular meaning. It doesn’t bother me if someone uses the terms interchangeably as I can usually work out what they mean, but I do like my communication to be as clear as possible.

Well done on that semi-colon: really pushing my buttons!

Abberant apostrophes (and missing ones).

Sentences that miss out words for no reason: e.g. “A couple things” vs. “A couple of things”.

Confusing envy and jealousy.

The above is a personal list; I don’t get judgemental about others’ grammar but I do cringe internally.

A Webbox treat stick.

Well, I certainly told him!

I remember sitting in the bar of the Post Hotel, Lake Louise Village with a glass of Dalwhinnie, listening to the pianist play the Jurassic Park theme just to see if anyone would recognise it. I was overwhelmed by the realisation that I was living one of my dreams to visit Western Canada, one of the most beautiful places on Earth. I admit I cried.

Also, what a wonderful hotel! I’d recommend it in a heartbeat.

I love Bobby Fingers!

I’d throw some money at the ‘free’ ones if I could afford to.

New York City. Stayed one night before flying home and discovered it was noisy, smelly, crowded, dirty, expensive and generally horrible.

True, but given that Trump has put tariffs on uninhabited islands in the Arctic (I believe), it’s still an interesting point to make.

Edit: spelling.

I am proudly batting zero.

Yep, same here.

Ha! If you’re going to serve up Yorkshire Tea, I ain’t coming.

It’s Tetley Tea or nothing.

I have one of those!