Why does that surprise you? It’s the reasoning almost every homophobe gives

Coke never has the water button on it though

The Oracle games also open with Link riding his horse back to Hyrule castle, which doesn’t really make sense as a follow-up to LA, but alas

I’m still upset with the official timeline because of how they put Link’s Awakening as happening before Oracle of Ages/Seasons, when it CLEARLY happens AFTER the Oracle games! Link’s Awakening opens with him on a boat in a storm in the middle of the ocean, and if you do the special linked ending of the Oracle games the story ends with Link getting on a boat in the ocean sailing towards a storm. Get it together Nintendo!

Notice how the Japanese media frames the whole thing as the “wartime labor issue” to further try to distance themselves from their atrocities

72 hours, insomnia. They first put me on benzos, then trazodone, then finally Lunesta was able to get my brain working fully again. The benzos were interesting because I didn’t really feel like I slept when I was on it? Like it just erased my memory of the sleepless night

“Welcome to City 17!”

I love how his last name is pronounced “to share a” and he did, in abundance

Did any other US residents just get a text from cdc’s v-safe program? 👀

Buckle up buckaroos

Amazing

Mmm yes there’s the milquetoast English reasoning that is holding your country back. Have fun!

What is with the UK Labour party consistently own-goaling and walking into rakes as soon as they get into power? Y’all just had a landslide victory! Do something with that!

For the first time ever, manufacturers would be required to study the impact of test dummies hit outside of vehicles

But that will reveal a LOT of corroborating information for what we know, which is how dangerous they are. It’s a good thing to have more data

This isn’t to sway them, it’s to sway their constituents

Megalodon is a good client, forked from a recent version of the official Mastodon app for Android (which is a fine client in itself). Megalodon also supports some extra features that some instances opt for via a forked backend, but it’s fully compatible with all instances. Here’s are some good place to find instances https://mastodon.fediverse.observer/list https://fedidb.org/software/mastodon

Once one domino falls…

The ‘Smile’ hitmaker admitted to parting ways with the pet after it reportedly consumed the family’s passports, a decision that has drawn sharp criticism from animal rights organization PETA.

WTAF I thought this was going to be some outlandish criticism because she adopted a dog, but no she got RID of her dog after it ate something. Granted, important things, but the dog wouldn’t know that. Jesus

It saunters up to the tiki bar, sunglasses slightly askew, as it holds up a sand dollar with one tentacle while another is waving, beckoning