Turn signal before brakes is my golden rule.

Fuck that. I’m buying every banana I can get my hands on.

The RF key fob very slowly drains the battery if you’re within 10-15 feet of the car.

I agree with your order, though I haven’t seen Hollywood. If your taste continues to match mine, you would probably put Django and Hateful somewhere around 5 and 6.

There’s a fan theory that Tarantino has actually made two different series, splitting at Basterds. That’s why some of his movies are more grounded, and some are more cartoonishly violent. The theory goes that the events in Basterds created an alternate universe where violence in movies is way more socially acceptable. The more grounded movies (Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, etc) are set in our universe, while the more cartoonish ones (Kill Bills, Death Proof, etc) are set in the alternate universe.

Kinda interesting theory, and I definitely prefer the grounded ones to the alternate universe films.

Drink too much, work too much, eat a diet consisting mostly of cheese and carbs. Stay in half-decent shape by putting in 14-hour days at a physical job.

Basically just circling the drain.

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

It’s a term for awkward Northern Europeans.

It still bugs me that Sean Bean’s name doesn’t rhyme.

They got us with the pog, missed us with the slammer.

(I actually have no idea how pogs work)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cat-distribution-system

Cat Distrubution System at work.

The other downside is the situation I’m in. I made friends with a bunch of coworkers, then I got promoted to be their boss. Makes for a very strange power dynamic, where I have to code stitch between boss mode and friend mode.

Plus, I’ve had to fire people who I’ve been friends with for years. That fucking sucks.

It’s the same thing that the far right in America is saying. We need an influx of workers, just make sure that they’re straight, white and Christian.

More paperwork, different paperwork. Biggest change is that it was no longer compatible with our manifest system, so we have to physically take every Canadian parcel to the Post Office and fill out the excise paperwork in person. Turned a ten-minute task into 1+ hour.

Every republican administration in my lifetime has left office in a recession.

“Least funny member of Newsradio” might be better.

The changeover did effect things. It made it so damn complicated to send things to Canada that my company decided to mostly stop doing it.

Eh. Fuck Amazon and fuck Jeff Bezos. Use your free time to go to a farmers market and buy staples from somebody who’s not a shithead.

I’ll complain endlessly about the state of modern society, with social media and constant screen bombardment. But the other day:

The dishwasher was running.

The robovac was running.

The washing machine and dryer were running.

The magic litter box was cleaning itself.

I sat back and cracked a beer.

Endless supply of cheap pizza delivered to the picket line.

Matt “Pizza” Gaetz

Kristi “Ol Yeller” Noem

They gave our grandpas medals for shooting Nazis.