Shit, they used to give people medals for shooting Nazis.

I dunno about all y’all, but I’m full mast.

Outside of Portland, Eugene, and Corvallis, Oregon is surprisingly* backwards. There’s a whole movement to take basically all of the rural parts of the state and incorporate into Idaho. I know. They want to be part of Idaho of all fucking places.

*I shouldn’t say it’s surprising, actually. The territory was founded on the principle of being a whites-only enclave.

Also maybe the best theme song ever.

The whole War Music album was a bit hit-or-miss for me, but Malfire is a classic.

Trollfest puts on such a fucking great show.

This way they get to decide which people they spend it on.

Eh. Didn’t bother when it was actually in theaters. Maybe if it’s cheap?

Good old Nekrogoblikon. To people who don’t know, they are a goblin-themed death(ish) metal band. Very tongue in cheek, but there’s a lot of talent there. One of their slogans is “We’re a joke, but that doesn’t mean we have to be a bad joke.”

This is the follow up video to their first hit “No One Survives” which went viral a million years ago. Even non-metalheads watched it, that’s how popular it got. Ever since, music videos have become part of their gimmick, obviously.

Their lead singer left the band a few years ago, which is sad because he had the talent to do all three vocal ranges that you hear. They had to split vocal duties between two people to keep the band going. The plus side to that is that John Goblikon, who used to basically be a mascot, is now the co-frontman, along with Dickie (of Infant Annihilator fame).

If anybody is even slightly into their sound, I would highly recommend seeing them live. Maybe the best show I’ve been to post-covid. Super high energy performances, excellent banter.

What do you think he was doing down there?

He has been such a fucking disappointment…

Trump officials say a lot of stupid fucking shit.

As if I needed another reason to hate Teixeira.

*cymbal

At this point FIFA is just a criminal enterprise. We just have to think of it as such.

“Mafiosathon is coming to your city! Tickets on sale now!”

You really want to learn some stuff, look into Barr’s dad. Then realize that the asshole doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Because of the implication.

I learned at a young age that I’m not cut out for retail. I can fake it for a minute or two, but I’ve got a short fuse and a sailor mouth.

I have a dream where they cut out the completely garbage Casino Planet scenes from Last Jedi and use that runtime to finish the movie with the Palpatine reveal. It would’ve made Last Jedi a reasonably better movie, and more importantly given Rise of Skywalker a fucking chance to be decent.

Not OP, but that’s an incredibly common situation.