Or you have no sense of humor, you are supposed to celebrate differences. Not mash them down and hide them like a shameful secret

I don’t like being reduced to a slave owner as my family arrived in this nation as indentured slaves.

Better to talk about it than quietly perpetuate it, or not so quietly, I’ve never been called a mutt by another American but Europeans love to mock my “racial impurity”

It’s almost like race is a foundational conversation to the USA, a colonial nation.

It’s almost like we have our own culture separated from our Old World cousins. That punchline was pure nostalgia

That doesn’t change the problem with original post its just more antimale bullshit that this site is flooded with, “Men are the ones that need birth control not women!” “You a man and don’t want to end up baby trapped? Either refuse sex or sterilize yourself.” I’m completely fucking done with it, I grew up a second class citizen in my own family because I was born a man I’m not putting up with any of it anymore! Stop justifying dog whistles and hate

Who decides if the baby is born? Certainly not the father. And once she has decided it means HE has no choice in the matter.

Condoms don’t exist?

Woah there, wood? The stuff that blows over and not GLORIOUS STONE AND CONCRETE? I think you may be on yo something. Just don’t tell Europe a lot of them get mad at the sight of wood houses

Pretty sure you just had a shit doctor, every eye doctor I’ve had insisted I have someone drive me and I’m from the depth of MAGAstan

The entirety of ww2, Spain transitioned out of fascism relatively peacefully too

This individual specified PS5, they might need DS4W too

Energy drinks also contain other stimulants of various qualities ranging from b12 to Taurine, C4 uses a different one that managed to jumpstart even my jaded ass to uncomfortable levels after a single can

A lot of women consider it a deal breaker to this day

Hi dad, I’m democracies vital weakness and strength, the voter

You reminded me of a dead stupid subway sign I saw once, it was about the fact 1 in 4 homeless were women, which don’t get me wrong everyone deserves a home, but it was so tone deaf in delivery it felt like unintentional parody

Because my teeth are going bad and straws help

THANK YOU I knew I recognized that cranium

The internet has ruined me, I only see Space King or a Samurai Jack villain

I look like a pack a day smoker every time I make potatoes and onions