I don’t shop at Target because their stores smell weird and it’s a sensory issue.

I haven’t stepped foot inside a Walmart since I was 6.

Ah yes, Lemmy.world

AKA “I can’t believe it’s not Reddit!”

On this episode of false dichotomy…

I just tried it again and the problem seems to have fixed itself

Youtube seems to be blocking that for me

It’s because more information is encoded on the X chromosome then the Y, having two copies of the X chromosome makes it less likely for a mutation in that chromosome to cause cancer because there’s another non-defective copy to potentially diminish the mutation’s effect.

However stupid shit like that probably sways the needle as well.

lol I have 3Mbps down .5 up for 40$

I saw my first cybertruck in traffic yesterday, I initially thought that some redneck had every part you need to make a car except for the frame and body, and was like “I don’t need none of that fancy shit, I got square tube and steel plate!” and welded together the laziest design they could think of. Then I realized it was just a cybertruck, and promptly laughed at it.

I can’t believe buying chickens actually saved me money, I just did it because I wanted chickens. I expected to pay more per egg (considering food and litter) because I don’t have economies of scale like the large producers do.

It’s the vengeful spirit of that 2012 mac mini that I put out of its misery last year!

Oh my god it’s back? I was hoping we’d seen the last of it back in 2023.

After Chinese spyware banned, users of banned Chinese spyware migrate to not-yet banned Chinese spyware.

“But diamonds are forever!” No they’re not, in fact, they’re actually flammable. *

*in an environment of pure oxygen

Instructions unclear: Went too far and now have neutronium.

My high school used to serve pineapple, ham, and jalapeno pizza. It tasted pretty good.

I mean I have a pair of aquatic sowbugs I’ve been keeping in an empty yogurt cup. They look like regular sowbugs but they’re underwater, hence aquatic sowbug.

Oh he might of gone on living

if he hadn’t made the fatal slip

of denying the claim of the ranger with the big iron on his hiiiipppppp

(yes i know it wasn’t a revolver, unfortunately)

Elite: Dangerous, because every time I tab out of the game to check INARA for the closest outfitting or something there’s about a 30% chance of it crashing and becoming unlaunchable until I restart my computer. Hence writing system names down on paper before launching the game.

I use paper because the game tends to crash when I tab out to figure out where I was supposed to go. And then it won’t launch again until I restart my computer.