The board game?

I declare bankruptcy

So a dollar more than a banana

The San-Ti were more honest about it.

I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

There are too many people for us all to hunt our own meat, and the same amount of farmland that can feed x amount of livestock can feed significantly more people than the livestock would.

Workout timer that wants a subscription

Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.