Pentagon pizza monitor, Waffle House index, Big Mac index, what else can we measure with restaurants

You can’t really do anything useful with a billion Pokémon cards, there’s always something you can do with a billion dollars

There’s a new game upcoming that’s like balatro but for slot machines

I thought trumps handler wouldn’t let him actually do tariffs

Rocket surgery?

87.4% graduate high school, then people stop being forced to read books and those who never liked reading get out of practice

If it’s Mario kart or balatro I’ve played it if not I haven’t.

Don’t call me Shirley

Get a pregnancy pillow, even if you aren’t pregnant, even if you are a guy. You can thank me later.

College. The middle class is too rich for aid but too poor to pay

We may need a lawyer to determine if a dress counts as a shirt

Bed cot Philly paper? Red Hot Chili Peppers!

Your teacher then went on to be a Reddit admin

I owe my soul to the company store

One of the blues looks green

Hal those aren’t olives, those are peaches

They’re at mufasa’s meeting

Yeah, do they still make deep fried mac and cheese bites

Stars are holes in the blanket caused by people doing good deeds

It’s usually the person who’s screwing you over in the first place who tells you to calm down about it.