That sounds pretty sweet.

Pfffft. Regular TX prisons dont have that stuff.

Make me.

Oh wait. You can’t🤣

My daughter happened upon Happy tree friends at about 4 or 5 years old lol. She absolutely loved it, and there was no taking it away. Luckily she was born with the ability to realize the difference between real life and make believe, and she turned out just fine.

Ffs, she’s only messily killed 2 of her friends. And one of those was an accident.

I hear the cartels are doing a great job on running things.

Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.

You mean you don’t masturbate for hours, carefully edging before the latest Linux drop?

Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

Tit Warbler? Me too!

Read up a couple or three comments, and you’ll see the word “mooching.”

That’s what I was replying to, and as I have very little too mooch, fuck off.

Bro, I have a limited amount of money, and plenty of my own problems. You can figure out your own shit.

Jackie Aprile Jr. Over here.

Same here.

Fuck yes! Let 'em try to figure out how to require internet connectivity for lighting shit on fucking FIRE.🔥🖕🏻

Implying anybody would shave their beard for a shot with YOU 🤣

Pot Roast.

Pussies. Texas recently increased our legal firework selling holidays to 11 or some shit lol. We still have to go to Oklahoma or Missouri to get the best shit tho. Or roll our own.

That’s a funny name for a “Swedish” gang leader…

Motherfucker, if you’re at the head of the line, its only common courtesy to shove your phone up your ass, and move! Do you think the light is gonna get greener? The fuck are you doing up there?

We have it, we just dont care.