Got a Gameboy Color from my grandparents in '98 and I’m still riding that high to this day.

A textbook example, yes. And Today I Learned something!

For work I use a database written in COBOL. Reports are simultaneously running and frozen until I either get the report results or sufficient time has passed that I’m certain the system has crashed.

+1 for Gulikit sticks, I’ve revived five different sets of joycons for friends and family at this point. Install is a little fiddly but just go slow and don’t let anything dangle.

If we’re going to play that game, puffins are technically auks since they’re also in the same family.

Also where I’m from we call those razorbills.

No, I’m not fun at parties.