What a cringing little candyass. And the media calls it “tough.”

“Room Service? Your finest catnip please!”

No violence. Peace. Peace. Resist passively and legally. It’s the only way.

This is no Iraq. Iran is a war you can’t wage on the cheap. There will eventually be a draft.

Cats have a way of inserting themselves into your life, don’t they?

There will be no vaccines in the United States.

“I’m the greatest cat, the most bigly feline ever! I’m pretty sure no other cat knocks stuff off the counter than I do, believe me!”