I am not, says right there in the post.

I hope so, it would be nice to watch the left dog walk these mother fuckers…who am I kidding the left won’t do jack shit.

Yall can’t read, can you?

Bless their hearts, they still think Palestinians will be allowed, let alone alive, to move back into Gaza.

“Hey guys! Don’t worry I have a double saw buck that says Trump won’t win. Let’s all go get a malted and listen to the Beatles on the ol’juke box.” - Gavin “Can You Get The Check? I Only Have Hundreds.” Newsom

Just fucking do it already. We are all going to fuck sooner or later so let’s get it on now. No more foreplay just spit on it and get to fucking.

The media is not journalism, there is no journalism anymore. It is all corporate entertainment and propaganda. These news outlets don’t report “news” they report the narrative their billionaire owners want to be reported. It’s been that way since they got Ronny’s FCC to repeal the Fairness Doctrine. These fuckers don’t make money if we are at peace, they don’t make money when the economy is good they don’t make money unless the story bleeds. They don’t give a fuck if Trump won or lost or how old Biden is, all they care about is how they will make the most money they can.

Trump is just the next evolution, we have seen it before with people like P.T. Barnum.

That’s my opinion anyway.

Outrageous! How the fuck are we supposed to murder, rob, subjugate, steal, and run our modern-day slave empires if the ICC can just go and arrest people all willy-nilly and shit?

Kinky

Oh no “hackers” got them? I hope they don’t “Crash and Burn!”

See what I did there?

“It’s not the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after”

This is better than cable, it’s like super cable or something.

Normally I would say mass exit with a big middle finger to the voters is the way to go here, but these guys could probably keep their jobs and the status quo by gaslighting that dumb son of a bitch.

Seeeeeeecrets

So, they aren’t going to learn shit, are they?

This will be the Trump response to Ukraine.

If you don’t concede to Russia’s peace demands we will pull out of NATO.

Europe will dry up like grandma’s sense of humor.

Hell yeah, this might be the timeline where Best Korea fools everyone and takes over both Russia and Ukraine moves all their people there, and opens a chain of kimchi-focused fast-casual restaurant/DahnMuDo centers called Kim’s Ki Brain and Body Center.

Ooof daddy stop teasing me, drop trow and whip it out.

Water is wet, UN Official Warns.

All you have to do is look at the proposed tax plans and you know exactly why. These money-hoarding shit stains on humanity can’t spare a dime.

Stop teasing me Daddy Jong-un, get your dick out and let’s fuck already.