Funny to see this post just a few down from the news that the songwriter died.

Last I knew, two cis men can’t have a child together - unless you count the DeVito film “Junior.”

Imma guess you’ve no idea who Patton Oswalt is. It was a joke.

Patton & Danny had a baby? How did I miss that news?!?

“Homer” reminds me of Dan Akroyd, while “Bart” makes me think of a cross between Patton Oswalt and Danny DeVito.

“Today in No Shit news…”

“Good” is in the eye of the beholder. Have you considered that the quality hasn’t changed much, but instead you’ve become more discerning as you age? I certainly have far less tolerance for the stupid shit I used to think was funny long ago.

My mind somehow read "Backhaul” at first and I was confused AF for a moment there.

They’re not up on the counter, so reasonably well-behaved for cats.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a weiner!

Where’s Marvin when you need him?

His Roadster is beckoning…

Must be a guy. Probably trying to figure out how to get to Venus.

Are we sure she wasn’t creamed?

When they tell you to remember to clean the mouthpiece, they really mean it this time!

That’s pretty much is a requirement for the far-right, no?

How many young’ns ain’t gettin’ this?

Sorry - you have to be this old to get this joke.

Man, I haven’t thought of De La Soul in forever. Thanks for the trip down memory lane with that title, OP.

I want those people who spout that shit to be forced to do the math on how anyone can get to a good place in life working endless hours in a crappy-paying job, while still having anything that resembles an actual life. Heck, even without having a life and dedicating your every waking hour to work, it’s quite difficult. Now all these jobs are gone and so the only option left is to start our own companies and build them up to something profitable? Not gonna work of we’re all doing it so there’s too much competition to make money. Never mind most of us aren’t aggressive egomaniacal assholes as seems to be required to be a “successful” businessman nowadays. It’s a fucking joke.

Yeah, corporate greed overrides good sense far too often. This is the truth that conservatives who constantly rail against “big government over-regulation” like to ignore because money is more important to them than human lives. At least with (properly enforced) regulations all companies are on the same playing field, and none of them are placing themselves at a financial disadvantage compared to others by doing “the right thing” since the regulations demand they all do so.