Well because I’ve wrecked my sleep schedule and need a pick me up to finish the days chores I’m usually microwaving leftover coffee. I need help haha

This might sound crazy, but when the kids are asleep I hold the microwave door button in as I shut it. It’s pretty darn quiet

Is it literally named new volume? If so perhaps the space is throwing things off. Try quoting the whole path perhaps?

Dear Stamets,

Get better.

Sincerely, Some guy who laughs at all the content you post.

What are the permissions on the directory the file resides in?

Do you take Pepsi points?