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Someone has a fancy AI thesaurus

Wow! Just got hit with a wave of nostalgia having not thought about my childhood chair like this in over a decade! Looks like a most excellent spot for the cats to enjoy - makes me want to look around ebay or something…

Save some job pussy (jossy?) for the rest of us, dang

Mittens, as if they were holding their hands out palm up. The thumb portions of the mitts (aka the hands spreading the cheeks) were drawn on, it seems.

The usual rotting until something better comes along which tends not to happen when you only exist to rot.

Are you sure this is Michigan? I guess I haven’t been to the UP but finding out MI has mountains like those is news to me!

An obnoxiously bright Scion tC. I bought it while in college but can’t really afford to replace it now that it’s paid off. I’m going to 40 and still driving that thing, I swear. I’m just not willing to work 30 jobs to make rent, bills, and a car payment work.

This sounds suspiciously like my 2024

I can second the Concept 2. I’ve had mine a few years and it’s still a solid workout.

Lotto tickets and candy, maybe practical things like a new umbrella that are lame to gift otherwise.

I wonder if the gun jammed up because of weak grip tbh. Ever shot a .45 and had it jam? It’s most likely because the gun is too powerful for your grip - the slide doesn’t move back and forth properly and then you have to clear the jam like dude does in the video.

Anyway, reason for jamming aside, dude was committed/practiced, but I don’t think he’s ‘catching casings’ like others initially suggested. This wasn’t that smooth.

Ooh I bet! I drive a 2012 Scion inline 4cyl, so not at all flexin on anyone with a real sports coupe, but it still seems to drive certain people up the wall to this day all these years later. It’s astonishing, really.

Earthquakes have to be one of the weirdest natural disasters. I’ve only been in a ‘tiny’ 5.4 magnitude (+countless aftershocks) and it was an experience I will never forget - so surreal. I understood that the ground moved in an earthquake before, but there is a different level of understanding when you’ve felt the earth betray you en masse like that.

I’ve also been in a couple of tornados, which were also scary af, but in a more normal sort of way. They are amazingly loud and the sandpaper wind is so much more painful than I would have expected.

Did you drive a flashy vehicle, by chance? I happen to have a bright yellow car and the number of people it seems to make irrationally mad should be a disclaimer at purchase. People are dumb. Including me for buying this yellow car I can’t afford to replace.

I’d hope I get stuck on Drumstick ice cream with the hard shell chocolate

I submit the idea that, going forward when this happens, we try to guess the actual post the irrelevant* comments belong to as a sort of chronically-online-loser competition. Have you scrolled Lemmy so much that you can guess the correct post for this happy accident comment? Lmao

Boop

-God, probably

Exactly the first thought I had. My sister worked at PH when she was a teen and I was REVOLTED by that smell of their grease. Listen, no food grease smells great, but PH’s was on another level. A most unholy odor.

Can confirm it’s a no-show for business accounts, same for me in US

I call it popcorn paws instead of Fritos, so I get where you’re coming from.