Lamps in video games aren’t real. It’s the video game that’s using the electricity.

If you only believe that elections are “fair” when your side wins, then you don’t believe in elections.

Needs sleigh bell sounds. 🙂

"And Goober Nation will believe it when we say that ‘the libs’ are responsible. Despite the fact that we control the presidency, the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court and the news media, because they have the collective memory of a goddamn goldfish. "

If a million porn sites can make streaming video work, then YouTube is replaceable.