Clapping ovaries, eh? That’s the noise that IT’S BABY-MAKING TIIIIIIME!

That’s “klapperende eierstokken” in Dutch, BTW.

Downvoted. Go make a stink about this on Reddit.

edit: making a stink towards a bunch of journalists is fine too.

So a random mod speaks for Reddit? What kind of BS is this post

As long as Reddit allows this mod to continue his job, they implicitly support his cause. It’s why they had to ban all the subreddits that were being creepy.

edit: Time for OP to make a stink on Reddit about it. Not sure why they’re posting it here. It doesn’t concern me, IMO.

Disposability Theory continues to haunt me.

VAIgans.

Alan Turing, I bet

If it wasn’t several PB (yes, petabytes) of data I’d want a backup.

Nee hoor, dat doen wij helemaal niet!

they can’t fathom going to a woman for honest advice.

Honest advice may not be good advice. I could tell a person “go kill yourself”, and be VERY honest about it. Yet it’s not good advice, now is it?

You’ve been checked kid.

OK, Boomer.

Pretty sure .compact also still works.

Slap .compact after a URL and you’ll see a mobile version of reddit from like 2006.

edit: THEY REMOVED IT! D: RIP .compact - I’ve visited you about 5 times, ever.

Are they asking for selfies, or selfies of the user? Important difference.

she has had European clients shocked to learn they can face serious consequences for briefly overstaying a visa.

Are people stupid? Visa says “GTFO before this date”. If you then don’t then there are consequences. It’s not that hard to understand, no?

I agree that it’s ridiculous how people treated in those jails, and that he should not have been held for 3 months, but come on…

And he was locked up before Trump took office.

So you’re saying this happened under Biden? Not sure whether this is the dunk-on-Trump that people think it is >_>

A full family (of white people) could still survive off a single person working, though. That bit was nice. Not the white people bit, obviously.

What are the chances you are GenZ / Alpha?

Older generations bitch about “damn kids these days don’t respect their elders” ever since at least Socrates.

The young have always bitched about the older generations being stuck in their ways and being too nostalgic about their own youth.

This is the way.

You’re not special.

I would argue we have a whole list of purposes:

• procreate
• copulate
• mate
• engage in sexual reproduction
• propagate the species
• reproduce
• conceive life
• bring forth offspring
• weave new generations
• kindle the spark of life
• sow the seeds of tomorrow
• whip up some womb-biscuits
• bake a bun in the baby oven
• start a stork-summoning ritual
• do the chromosome cha-cha
• know each other in the biblical sense
• lie together
• hook up
• get it on
• do the deed
• bump uglies
• initiate a genetic merge request
• fork the DNA repo
• compile the next generation
• instantiate another human

I think you got the gist.

And in the meantime also entertain ourselves, of course.

We live longer and longer, retirement age is something that needs to be adjusted with the human lifespan.

I think it has more to do with the baby boom right after 1945. If those older people retire, there isn’t enough younger generation to support them, so more people need to work longer, so we don’t get too many retired people all at once.

I think it’s more of a “can we support the retired” kind of issue - not just “muh money”. It’s a little more nuanced than that.

oof

pollution pollution pollution pollution pollution

WHAT THE FUCK IS “POLLUTION”!?

including large volumes of unburned methane

Ooooh. Yeah, that’s bad. Methane is a pretty bad greenhouse gas.