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I like American music. Do you like American music? I like American music, too, baby.
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14·2 months agoSh, it just works
Jet Li’s The One
Anyone going that fast on a bike IS a motorcycle.
Bike lanes and paths are now full of people buzzing by at 25mph or more.
Great prank, I’d definitely notice… after trying to open the wrong side twice.
Another one: Replace all the bath towels with similar, smaller towels.
The weirdest I’ve ever had was “Keyholder”.
My ex briefly had the title of “Bioethicist”.
1·1 year agoI’m a waitress, and pie is $12.50.
Definitely support-class hero; the kind that stay back at the base and never risk their life but still contribute.
Ordering tea and getting hot water and teabags in return is my restaurant pet peeve. It’s gotten to the point where I don’t even bother unless I know they’ll actually bring me a pot of already-brewed tea.
It’s not paranoia, I put on a white shirt two hours ago and it’s already stained.