With any luck, Putin will replace all of Donny’s drawers with Novichok of the Loom for the gesture. Win-win

Lloyd’s first conversation with Mary in Dumb and Dumber. Should be required viewing in driving schools.

I wish they enforced that more in my area.

Aspiring Baroness Samedi

I’m going to pop this balloon, but I’m not going to tell you when! Does this stress you out Jen?!

Or a few months of the medication that works for you but insurance will only cover the shittier alternatives.

Same, I tend to reserve full album listens for working and long car/plane/train rides. With the current standard of streaming services over mobile, I find myself mostly listening to previously downloaded stuff because of inconsistent US mobile data service in my area occasionally. I’ve also gone the route of upgrading my old iPod with more storage (160GB -> 1TB) and battery life and just carry all of my music with me.

Changing CDs just to listen to a few songs from a different album. Also carrying around CDs.

Cue BD Wong talking about how the assassin was abused as a child by UHC

Reminds me more of the dude from Watch Dogs

Head of Nvidia security: “Put on this flannel jacket.”

Media outlets: “Breaking news, Jensen Huang seems to have disappeared off the face of the Earth.”

Didn’t return the shopping cart

Looks like they’ll be sending him back to the people, in a bodybag.

Greatest Soda Of All