Madrigal

And if if they don’t shoot you, odds are they’ll do fuck all with your case.

Cool. Now we just need to allow people to transition before puberty, and we’re all sorted.

Gin trap.

I just adjust feeding time by one hour. Easier for me to switch than my pets.

Judith Collin’s is a truly awful person, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

**Boys are also targeted**, UNICEF reported. About one in 11, or between 240 million to 310 million, boys experience rape or sexual assault during their childhood.

I suppose I should be grateful they got mentioned at all.

That’s your biggest worry with modern gaming?

Wait until you realise we’re just a mechanism for the universe to understand and name itself.

Hamas is getting what it wanted, albeit slowly.

There are better ways to do that even in Excel!

Thanks, I guess. Shame I can’t compete in the olympics or read books to children any more though.

TIL I’m a transwoman.

The law: Do what we say, don’t challenge us, give us all your wealth, we can change the law at any time.

“On two occasions I have been asked, ‘Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?’ I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.” - Charles Babbage

This isn’t new. Reddit mods have been like this for a decade or more. And the admins let them get away with it because they get free labour from them.

Security through obscurity. Solid move.

MMA

Mexican Martial Arts?

Cue every kid in Iowa telling teacher their pronouns are Fr/Fi/Fo/Fum for a laugh.

Yeah, it has the same initials as “Atlassian Intelligence”. It could really confuse people.

Don’t worry, the bigots who are backing him won’t let him forget.