Mekanism, an extensive tech mod for Minecraft that could quite happily be its own game.

Or even worse, they move slightly slower than your run speed but slightly faster than your walk speed

Remember that brief period where games would have items specifically designed to be vendor trash?

Black cat appears to have five legs.

Ooh, banana!

‘Temptation’ by Heaven 17

The Sims 2’s menu theme whisks me right back to 2005

Okay, my actual thoughts are thus: The original game looked bad. I don’t think there’s any denying that. But: at least it was consistent, and it had a style to it that it kept hold of throughout. There was a real opportunity to properly overhaul Deus Ex with the remaster, but they’ve instead settled for Xbox 360-era models, while keeping the stiff animations from the original, and throwing ridiculous amounts of harsh lighting and bloom around. It doesn’t look like Deus Ex any more. What they should’ve done is taken some cues from Human Revolution and used that to inform the design. (Hot take maybe)

Halo 2 Anniversary, though…!

Do you work for Aspyr or something?

Mouse look was a thing in Wolf 3D, and similar to Doom, it did the whole forward/backward bit too. Really weird.

In OneDrive, no less. Daring.

Han “I don’t know the difference between distance and time” Solo?

But if you know what you’re doing, you can do a better job than the “AI”…??? This is a weird argument

A phone that isn’t smart, probably

But they’re the sort of British that yearns for the good old days, when we still had shillings and inches and diphtheria and jumpers for goalposts and no womens’ rights and all that great British stuff.

How about a Tangara?

Gotta be Tubelectric.

“…Fish??”

I have always maintained that Infinite would have made SO much more sense if it’d followed on directly from 3.