Mouse look was a thing in Wolf 3D, and similar to Doom, it did the whole forward/backward bit too. Really weird.

In OneDrive, no less. Daring.

Han “I don’t know the difference between distance and time” Solo?

But if you know what you’re doing, you can do a better job than the “AI”…??? This is a weird argument

A phone that isn’t smart, probably

But they’re the sort of British that yearns for the good old days, when we still had shillings and inches and diphtheria and jumpers for goalposts and no womens’ rights and all that great British stuff.

How about a Tangara?

Gotta be Tubelectric.

“…Fish??”

I have always maintained that Infinite would have made SO much more sense if it’d followed on directly from 3.

eekum bokum

We’re not in the abyss, we’re in the car park and snack area adjacent to the abyss. Not too bad.

Oh well.

I have. Nothing happened.

Are you sure? Doom was GPL’ed in 1999.

The 80s called, they want their weird jokes back.

“Makes you think!”

I’ve been doing a lot of batch cooking lately, and come to the conclusion that everything is a soup.

Pizza is just soup on top of bread.

And now…

Super Mario 64