Holy shit, that’s it. I felt something was not right about the photos released, but I couldn’t place it. There’s not damn rifle being carried

I pushed a $1 bln test trade through production instead of my test environment… that was a sweaty 30 minutes

They’re consistently rated as one of the most trustworthy news sources, so I trust them more than most news organisations

What you should have done, is put it in the middle of his mouth

Why was the final heels in America in the first place? Not like they are known for their football prowess.

A natural disaster of the Luigi variety

That’s good to know. Mint was going to be my distro of choice

Shadow retirement fund

Awesome, thanks for the insight. I was actually looking at Linux Mint myself. I need around 4Gb on a USB to boot it, correct?

They are all my personal laptops from different parts of my past, that I just never threw away when I upgraded

2, though they are both quite old

I really need to stop putting it off and install Linux on my PC and laptops

Reminds me of this

The obvious follow up is, how can I, help to hasten the decline

By ingesting it’s own slop?

But will they be able to run Doom?

You have a lovely pair of… apples

But that wouldn’t be one stroke would it? Unless I’m imagining it wrong.

I guess the answer they are going for is slice the apples straight through, horizontally, 1/3 the way up from the bottom, so you have 2/3, 1/3, 2/3, and 1/3 apple portions. Then you give 1 person the 2 1/3 portions, and the other 2 get one of the 2/3 portions each.

But we all know the actual answer people are thinking of

Link between breast size and obesity… I wonder who that is calling out… semi-United States of America