A natural disaster of the Luigi variety

That’s good to know. Mint was going to be my distro of choice

Shadow retirement fund

Awesome, thanks for the insight. I was actually looking at Linux Mint myself. I need around 4Gb on a USB to boot it, correct?

They are all my personal laptops from different parts of my past, that I just never threw away when I upgraded

2, though they are both quite old

I really need to stop putting it off and install Linux on my PC and laptops

Reminds me of this

The obvious follow up is, how can I, help to hasten the decline

By ingesting it’s own slop?

But will they be able to run Doom?

You have a lovely pair of… apples

But that wouldn’t be one stroke would it? Unless I’m imagining it wrong.

I guess the answer they are going for is slice the apples straight through, horizontally, 1/3 the way up from the bottom, so you have 2/3, 1/3, 2/3, and 1/3 apple portions. Then you give 1 person the 2 1/3 portions, and the other 2 get one of the 2/3 portions each.

But we all know the actual answer people are thinking of

Link between breast size and obesity… I wonder who that is calling out… semi-United States of America

To quote my mother “You’re such a… sensible… person”

I’ll do it. Here’s my CV. As you can see, compared to the current CEO it’s vastly better:

• can beat a tutorial boss. In fact, has beaten many final bosses
• has never done a nazi salute
• is loved by partner and child

To top it off, I’ll do it for the low low price of 200k/year

Touché

Ummm not to nitpick, but that’s only 29 minutes and 8 seconds of Family Guy funny moments

I just scrolled Facebook, and out of the 44 posts I came across 10 were from friends or pages I had liked. The rest was sponsored slop, or “you should follow this person” type posts.

No wonder the social interaction is down, when less than a quarter of posts I come across are from the reason to have Facebook.

I’m not friends with corporations, so don’t push me their shit.

Prime Facebook was 2007 - 2011/12. When they started algorithm-ing friends posts, that heralded the end. I don’t care that I haven’t interacted with friend XYZ for a long while, I’m still interested in seeing their stuff equally as much as friend ABC who I interact with daily