You can see it as living in fear, if that’s what helps you, I just see it as being as prepared as I can.

I’m happy for you, but all it takes is one time. No reason not to have an extra backup.

I’m just saying it’s always good to have a backup, and it doesn’t cost you a thing. You never know what’s gonna happen, so redundancy is a good thing.

What happens if somehow your phone gets broken? I always get a paper pass printed out just in case.

Kills the career they intended to have before working at Costco

I still quote Sam Jackson’s “assumption” line regularly

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

But they said yeats…

Spectacular

Welch’s made a fruit punch soda that was next fucking level for me.

Precious hamburgers?

She looks like one of the marionettes from Team America

I like to live dangerously and coffee is much more permanent

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee

The back fell off

When did I say anything about who wrote the lyrics?

For what it’s worth, Trent Reznor likes Johnny’s version better

Just watched that one last night!

Very carefully

Like that’s been stopping anyone