Enhanced interrogation?

Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

Guess you need to give up your house to some random people, since your ancestors weren’t born here two thousand years ago.

You know, since that’s what establishes who belongs where. Now GTFO.

What does “opportunistic shitheel with a side of bacon” smell like?

You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it’s removal.

Then put some balls in it, that’s what belongs there.

Reactionary centrists are the dumbest motherfuckers in the country. Now I know how Walter Sobchak feels: “Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”

Well, it’s been fun matching wits with a potato, but I think I’ve seen what you have to offer.

Enjoy your meal!

Better than to ask your preference? I guess your betters let you know what you like. You’re right, I was being a silly goose.

I guess licking boots gives you a lot of time to think. What’s your favorite flavor of polish?

Oh, I never thought of it like that.

What a great criticism! You’re obliviously someone who has thought long and hard about this topic

It’s an animated gif of this legend, it could be that your app doesn’t support those?

Would it be a proper shit post if I put effort into it?

Chewbacca ate my balls.

Do you need me to help you out of the evidence room, step cop?

An unarmed aid ship gets attacked, likely by the Israeli government.

You: Damn Hamas.

Nope!

Read the meme next time. It’ll help you on your journey.

A handful? Didn’t you read the meme?

Every one is a little fascist tear that I add to my vial. Care to add another one?

Really? I’m glad you shared this introduction to statistics with me, thanks for your expertise!

On the contrary; they let me know when I hit a nerve. When fascists tell you what pisses them off, that’s where you press.