Theft. So much theft. Also getting out of awkward situations, doing easterbunny/santa stuff for your kids, Helping a friend ace a test by feeding them answers, and theft because i would be stealing so much.

That song will be stuck in my head all day now. :P

I learned on an automatic and didn’t know stick. Did that stop me from buying an old manual Mustang? Nope. I figured I had some practice with manual shifting in racing games (console), surely it couldn’t be that hard. I stalled plenty of times leaving the lot but once I got it going it was fine. It only really took a couple days of dropping clutch and stalling on hills before I had it down.
Edit- Dang pedants

Don’t get them wet, and don’t feed them after midnight and you should be fine.

Not to be all prudish or anything, but this made my stomach turn seeing it. IDK if tagging it would help but at least I would have been mentally braced for it.

I always preferred Federal Booby Inspector.

They were pretty decent a little while ago. Back when they did the 5 beef and cheddar for 5 bucks. That couldn’t have been too long ago. lemme see…oh, over 30 years ago. Well never mind then.

Get a stiff bristled scrub brush and only use it for vegies. You can scrub all the dirt off super easy and if you really scrub you basically peel them anyways with the brush.

Smashing the keys so fast the phone is still typing when you stop.

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu

his coach has a team of all the greatest players;

Just casually owning people in heaven.

Blocked by 65k people so far according to clearsky.app

Hes got two left arms and they are both on backwards. I honestly thought this was AI.

Greeple

That logo/mascot just turns me off. I know it’s silly and shouldn’t matter but my instincts tell me to run when I see it. Shame too, seems like a neat service.

Thats what I read at first. Brain couldn’t cope with the wet mice I guess.

Teslas turning off the autopilot feature less than a second before a crash, also helps keep that safety score high for the company. Its obviously driver error they couldn’t avoid an accident in < 1 second. https://futurism.com/tesla-nhtsa-autopilot-report

Props to the photographer for using the clock/frame/wooden thing to perfectly highlight Miller’s bald phallic shaped cranium…Fascist fuck.

Edit- Forgot to add fascist fuck.

I’m putting out a bag of potatoes this year instead.

So, lets entertain this train of thought a moment. The ICE agent drops his gun and, embarrassed, drops to the ground and points the gun at bystanders (according to OP at least). A bystander pulls a gun on the officer in defense and fires. The ICE guy on the ground gets hit but not before firing off several rounds. By this point the rest of the goon squad have pulled their guns and begin firing on the crowd because they don’t know where the shots originated from. Now you have a wounded/killed agent and a whole group of innocent people got gunned down in response. Taking it further, Trump uses this as proof that martial law needs to be enacted officially and not just the illegal ways he’s doing it now.
Maybe that’s what its going to take? IDK. I do think you’re right in principle, but shits complicated.