Lladra

Just like spiders do. Hydraulics power the legs. Very cool.

From the Journal of Shit We Already Knew.

Have an existential crisis.

It would be better if memes made sense. Beethoven only went deaf late in life.

Russia sure talks a lot. They’ve already lost credibility as a major power. All they have left is “blow everything up”, including themselves.

I can drive for a minute and be in a new neighborhood.

Burned heretics

One should never eat corn flakes.