I think we must be related cos you just described me

Crikey that’s even worse than me. Are you ginger?

Around 2 cats long

So ketchup on everything?

Have you tried [email protected] they’re great

Good tips thanks 😊

I hate parsley! I genuinely hate it. You can have all mine

I use paprika in pretty much everything I cook

Ditto. Why should I sign over my bodily fluids? I don’t use drugs, but that’s not the point.

Doesn’t your phone get ruined?

Uk. Cold, damp, summer yo yos between scorching and tepid. In winter we don’t get much snow, instead the rain freezes

Haha love this

I’ve never noticed that! I can guarantee I won’t be able to unsee it

Oh no poor kittie!

That’s how I’m trying to see it… age is a gift not everyone gets

Glad you’re back we’ve missed you its genuinely not been the same without you! And thanks I’m on my new account now 😃

Ah everyone’s favourite daddy is so wonderful 😍