animale!

and don’t call me Left!

from the people who brought us illusory double walls of the Great Hollow and Ash Lake, go figure

gives me Goosebumps just thinking about it

keep running up that hill

how are you gonna sell more cars that way? petroleum doesn’t buy itself, you know

same! went to my spouse’s work party last week, and proceeded to develop a gnarly cold by the time xmas rolled in.

I’m better now, of course; just in time to get back to work.

owls prey on mice, which makes them a humorous analogue for politicians, but also making them specifically a parliament of owls is comedic gold.

well played, robot

totally makes up for the detached tail and messed up eyes on every third bird

I never use prime, and stuff usually shows up in 2 or 3 days, anyway. They optimized their shipping abilities, and then convinced some people to pay more for it.

I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain

∞!

I locked mine freshman year and never came back. no idea if it had anything in it.

making it back to my locker was stressful enough that I just gave up on it altogether and carried everything around all day

check please!

no one %&@#$ like gaston

you only ever get one true blind playthrough. I would gladly blank all of my soulsborne knowledge to play through all of them again with fresh eyes.

it’s not the same, but if you’re playing on PC there are some decent mods for DS 1, 2, and 3 that make them a little more fresh. particularly, the randomizer for DS1 makes it a pretty hilarious challenge, since you can no longer plan your runs in advance, and have to roll with absolutely mismatched gear

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

you mean the people that were cheering on the glorious tanks during the Tiananmen square parade

damn. why did schools only teach the super boring part about the triangles. dude had the golden thigh of apollo and the super-speed of hermes.

also, it really sounds like he was a cult leader.

don’t forget to add some stanky interest on that principal