I’mma steal that lmao

Totally

That’s usually how it works, I hit my head with the rock

Launched the biggest rock I could lift with my little 6 year old arms above my head in a completely vertical trajectory for reasons unknown. I don’t remember the rest, but my dad took me to the ER and was really nervous because he thought they’d accuse him of violence or something. He just turned around for five seconds and I was a stupid kid throwing rocks at tin cans for fun.

Edit: clarity

Had to google it too, for the first time (I hope)

Tequitaco Sanchez

I was confused when I read the transphobia part, then I remembered this was 4chan and cringed

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Pickle jokes aside, why is it “circumcised”??

Say, by any chance, have you got any particular interest in moths? I get this feeling that you might. Perhaps I’m mistaken

This is very clearly satire, (right?)

Well, if the people in power responsible for this mess don’t come up with another new fancy marketable name (Like fascists usually do), I guess they’ll go down in history as “The MAGAs”. For example: “Nazi” and “German” are two completely different things, the fact that this sentence exists makes me feel uncomfortable. There’s no need to antagonize an entire population just because their government sucks.

Parallel-hair

I hate the fact that I get this and know where it’s from. Time to touch some cylinder grass

I had a stroke reading this

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Cheers for infinity, may it rest in peace.

I’m currently using Eternity for lemmy (fork)

I’m impressed it’s actually still readable. Such an ancient artifact of the jpeg kind.

So is that why my lemmy client’s named Eternity?

/j

Is Elno getting the Trotsky treatment?