Gentlethem
Turn the digital clocks upside down. Did this accidentally to myself once and when I saw it at night I thought for a moment the universe had disintegrated. Startled pretty bad.
Also: mosquito sounds.
If you want to practice for your ghastly career you can start by Cenafying your loved ones!
Oh no! Better not startle the biscuiteer!
Wouldn’t mind waking up to Bitty asking for scritches!
<starts chewing on the wrap>
We must free Pallet-Stina! She’s innocent!
Sounds a lot like Finland doesn’t it? I believe if our name is on it then it’s ours!
Well I’d feel the same if I put on a red leather harness after winter
Fork could be a name card holder for fancy dinner!
All Dogs Go To Heaven. That shouldn’t be a kid’s movie.
Please no
<googling real fast if the Gulf of Mexico is left or right>
Bitty is such a fine kitty but all people care about is her 'stache 😭
Semi-used clothes bin inside closet of course!
Maybe a little bit OT but if you enjoy a different perspective on the history of humanity I’d recommend Humankind: A Hopeful History by Rutger Bregman.
“It argues that people are decent at heart and proposes a new worldview based on the corollaries of this optimistic view of human beings. It argues against ideas of humankind’s essential egotism and malevolence. The book engages in a multi-disciplinary study of historical events, an examination of scientific studies, and philosophical argumentation in order to advance Bregman’s opinion that, this outlook is more realistic compared to its negative counterpart.” -Wikipedia