Like they would listen or care

Thank God, I was worried for a second

It takes a surprising amount of courage to put a gun to your head and pull the trigger, speaking from experience. Or perhaps an equal amount of fear, but regardless it’s not an easy decision to make, like taking a bunch of sleeping pills or sitting in the car in the garage while it runs.

Best thing he ever did

I don’t think Trump has the stones to put a gun to his head.

Look, .22 doesn’t do a whole lot other than suppression. But I have A LOT

Less war crimes these days.

Those sap sucking, puck slapping, monsters of the north INVENTED war crimes!

Would you like another tin of beans?

I have Crohns and hate my colon as much as it hates me

💎✋

Hide in a bush with a well charged hose

Does it do well?

And what state do you live in?

¡¡FLEA MARKETS!!

My wife, dog, house and job are glaring disapprovingly…

In that order of importance

Many days I wish I didn’t have as much to lose as I actually do.

You would know!

JK I love you, probably.

Bella ciao Bella ciao Bella ciao

I pissed off a lot of Facebook in-laws last night lol

Meh, /b/ broke me a long time ago

Ugh finally a place we can cheer the death of a fascist. I may have overexposed myself on my FB lol, lotta salty uncles

Yep, that was a litmus test to determine if you’re worth my effort. You failed.