Jesus was always saying punchy one liners. He’d be a brilliant satirist.

They appear to be clueless, so those with a clue may out themselves.

Guess what day it is today

The whip is only present in the John account, I think. The Wiki page is a good read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleansing_of_the_Temple

Translation: In this moment I am euphoric …

Can you point to a reference? I don’t think you are recalling the story correctly.

They were money changers (currency exchange) and merchants, not a single tax collector.

Jesus cleansed the temple twice, it wasn’t a single event.

Matthew was a tax collector, one of his key disciples. Jesus was also compassionate towards Zaccheus, who was a wealthy tax collector. Zaccheus was wise enough to repent from his over-taxing of citizens, however.

References:

https://www.gotquestions.org/temple-cleanse.html

Zaccheus story - https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+19%3A1-10&version=NIV

Shhhh, let the EEEs pretend, they have it rough as it is.

no bullshit installed

Edge

Pick one

Linux: Cause you’re just gonna use an Internet browser anyway.

Meanwhile, in the better hemisphere: Why is the sun still up? I’m tryin’ to sleep!