It doesn’t have to be just your imagination, but I think there’ll be more focus on you!

Okay. Just send your address. /shrug

I wish this was closer, because I’m as up for it as it seems to be.

Aw, man, I hate seeing your name, but always love seeing that it’s you. I wish I could make it better for you.

Only if I can include other various phallic shaped objects in the contest.

I think that already IS an episode isn’t it? I distinctly recall something about a rodeo where the clowns end up being gay, but it was bill that got mistaken for one of them after he found joy in being a clown?

And here I thought sticking mine on the side of my house was the way to go…

It’s not my mouth that I want tall, long, and thicksome to be stopping in. Getting it all the way into the throat makes it feminine again.

I’ll take some of those. I bet some will even be happy with just one.

Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?

The tight ass upbringing is probably half the equation for his white ‘friend.’

My insulin pump, as an example, violates 1, 2, and 8, for sure. You know what I do with it BECAUSE of that? I ignore most of its warnings. Following all the rules would probably make me care more.

Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.

how I became an absolute master of giving HJs

It’s too bad that we can’t have positive reinforcement for (beginning the introduction to) most sex acts. I like giving head because I love seeing my partner’s eyes roll backwards. It seems like there’s so much taboo that gets us excited and eager to try something, when we should all just be trialing to see what everyone likes.

Doesn’t look little at all, mate!

Heh, appreciate what you’ve got, matey. It is amazing in relationships when things line up like that, whether sexual or in other areas.

it sucks that there aren’t a lot of options to get us both off at the same time

I’m trying to think here, and the only ones I know of are either plain addons (like taping a vibrator to the area), or an attachment/device that works like the rabbit vibrators. I personally have an anal kink, and have always wanted to try the toys that go in both at once.

but often penetration alone is not pleasurable enough for women

God, but this needs more awareness. There have even been studies of women’s orgasm where they showed large gaps between penis in vagina only (lowest), penis in vagina AND man’s hand rubbing, penis in vagina AND woman’s hand rubbing, and penis in vagina AND man’s hand rubbing being guided by woman’s hand. The numbers were so far apart that it just blows my mind that anyone thinks penis in vagina alone is enough.

Right now your best best is the nsfw asklemmy. It likely gets the most views from people, so you’re more likely to connect.

I love d&d because I grew up with it, but absolutely agree with you. I think that with new players, involving them in the world for roleplay is the most critical part, and character creation with Fate is the best I’ve seen for someone to pick up and use in 10 minutes.