I don’t wanna sound old here, but I finally watched that thing a couple days ago and boy did I feel my age there. Clearly I’ve lived long enough that a whole movie failed to connect with me on any level. I mean it has Jack Black in it and I adore him. I guess what I’m saying is I have no idea how to fix your kid because they’re a different people now.

However , the classic old group defense against young slang is taking it up and enthusiastically using it wrong. So enjoy your hot poultry song.

Only Nissan can kill an altima.

Bro we don’t know. It’s like they’re no longer boiling the frog, they’re just chucking them in a blast furnace .

IT’S CALLED A FUCKING VISA.

At least with zones of thought I identified him as an author I don’t enjoy on the first read but rereads get better and better .

I like him anyway, I’ll add that to the list.

I agree, but at heart I’m a pollyanna.

It’s times like these that I hope there is in fact a god and they are watching folks like that.

I was reading about a woman they picked up who was culturally Palestinian but had been born in Saudi Arabia who does not grant citizenship so she is stateless. She’s been in America since she was 8 and they were going to deport her to “The Israeli border” and that plan was only nixed because the Israeli air space got shut down.

It reminds me of the RCMPs starlight tours where they’d take drunk first nations people out of town ten miles or so and drop them off. In Canada . In January .

Poetry.

Agreed.

Truly you are the weirdest cunt.

Took me a second .

I am a scientist and it’s also my favorite movie I hate.

If only his creator could do what you did with that comment

Well I fucking do. Or, more broadly, so long as it’s consenting adults I don’t give a shit who puts what where but I’ll fight anyone who tries to infringe that right .

I read sci-fi during the day, listen to literature when I’m falling asleep, and I just bought the first book in a fantasy series.

Hell Bush 2 is pretty stupid, the thing that saved him was he made sure to hire and listen to reasonably smart, if evil advisors .

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Also…stealing welfare money to keep people off welfare is pretty weird.