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Cake day: July 22nd, 2024
  • IWantYou@lemmynsfw.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Wanna show me? Send a DM
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    11 days ago

    Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

    Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I’ll message you.

  • IWantYou@lemmynsfw.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The upside of the cyberpunk dystopia
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    4 months ago
    Story from my past NSFW:

    When I was growing up, experimenting in the bath, I thought it would be handy if they made sex robots that could switch from female to male, so I could not only have sex with my female robot, but also secretly find out what it would be like to replace the intense feelings that my finger gave me in my butt whilst jerking off, with a dick-shaped object.

    So I was definitely daydreaming of android dick.

    Of course no such robot existed, but then I followed what was for me at the time a very surprising chain of logic. I realised that men have dicks and that a man could put his dick in my butt, and that I would like that to happen, and since having sex with men is gay, I must therefore be gay (as well as straight - I had never heard the word bisexual). This blew my mind quite a bit, I can tell you.