A terrible idea and terrible execution!

If I’m reading this right, by the time Trump is running for his 16th term he won’t have been born yet.

… it’s about skeptical vs gullible.

Is it, though?

Oh, so you’re too pretty to be Shrek? Shame on you!

Password manager.

D’oh!

Thank you.

Good:

1. My takeaway is due in 10 minutes.
2. I convinced my wife to let me buy a 65" 4k TV and we’ve now ordered the sofas to go in front of it. They should arrive next week.
3. My kids are old enough to walk to school on their own, so once I’ve got the system down pat I can set my alarm for 08:30.

Bad:

1. Reform is likely to be the next UK government and they’re a. fascist, b. incompetent, c. anti-intellectual, d. anti-everything that isn’t a mirror of themselves. And they’re a bunch of cunts.
2. Russia is pushing NATO’s buttons hard right now. I’m too old to be drafted but not too old to die in a nuclear fireball.
3. Fallout 5 won’t be published. Bastards!

I’m totally OOTL here. WFT, someone?

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… and what they say is: “If you’re talking about a dram that’s been made in Scotland… use the spelling without the e—whisky.”

I mean, they have different spellings and mean different things, but sure, you do you, man.

Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters…

… only if it’s what you’re used to.

If you’re drinking scotch you’re drinking whisky not whiskey.

IMPORTANT SCIENCE IS BEING DONE!

Not if you don’t make eye contact.

I genuinely knew a kid at university who did this. He also had four piles for clothes (because why hang shit up, right?). There was:

• clean
• almost as good as clean (worn once or twice)
• good enough (worn up to six or seven times).
• dirty (basically once it got ‘crunchy’).

I have a dishwasher, why do I need a clothes washer as well?

Tribal mentality. A lot of people conform to the ‘Hate them… not you though, you’re one of ours’ mindset.

“Fucking hate poofs. Not Barry though, he grew up around here, he’s alright.”

“We should shoot all the [insert racist bollocks here]. Not Abdul who runs the corner shop though, he calls me ‘boss’ when I go in.”

Etc. If only their sense of tribe extended a bit further.