What does the wizard mean you people 🤔

I have to avoid certain supermarkets because they only sell pre-moldy strawbs.

Some kind of Abyssal demon?

Is there a solution to this? It’s been bothering me more recently since my wife bought me a nice pillow

Funnily enough my fabric softener is transparent and my dishwasher detergent is fully opaque.

Deviled Eggs are a popular party food item made by hard boiling an egg, removing the yolk, then mixing the yolk with other ingredients like mayonnaise and mustard, and then putting this filling back in the hard boiled egg white.

The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.

I really thought this was an elaborate Saddam hiding meme

Idk, I drew the Easter Bunny starting a communist revolution for a weekly social event at work, and others have drawn things that would probably get you banned for inciting violence on Reddit, so I can believe this actually happened.

Maybe we should lend less credence to a law making certain people illegal that was passed while the Nazis controlled Germany.

I don’t know enough about eyeballs to be able to answer, but 5 leagues is a bit more than 5x farther than eagles can see, and eagles already have larger pupils than humans do.

I legitimately know people who press the caps lock key, type what they need uppercased, then press the caps lock key again. That said, I use both shift keys.

Very few roads in California have tolls.

(I had to charge my phone to call a cab)

Idk, seems true to me. My phone died during a Twenty One Pilots concert at TD Garden during the part where we’re supposed to shine our phone lights and I was forced to stay an extra half-hour.

They could work for a company that requires remote coding environments.

A giant IUD?

Recently I was told I probably need medication for that fact I’m worried about ten million different things happening right now, but like, surely my fears are entirely rational and justified???

Rather than study for my qualifying exams while I was a PhD student, I learned to blj.

I actually did really well, but then crashed and burned horribly at everything else.