rookie vampire mistake. Just summon in a swarm of wolves and mist-form away whenever the lion gets close. Maybe shoot some of the spectators some beguiling eyes and throw them at the lions too. Once its too full to keep moving, then deliver the coup de grace.

kinda short but not especially so. i dont really care, because i think people taller than me are attractive

you can be pure of heart and be an absolutely evil wretched being, so long as you’re purely evil and wretched. Really commit to it.

i dont have anywhere else to go

I’ve been on an emulator kick recently and hoo boy, F-Zero X is probably my favorite title on the N64. I adore my mean high speed bumper cars

Star Trek should not be as expansive as it is, because the sheer volume discourages new viewers from engaging with it more than casually. It’s the same problem as one piece.

New IP pls

i’ve got no skin in this particular discussion, (I never watched naruto lol) but you might be interested in plague of gripe’s plague of gripes on naruto’s main character energy that he didn’t earn

I think TTRPGs should be unbalanced. Balance is a construct of games, and the fictional worlds the players will interact with are less immersive when everything is predictably tuned and equal. I think the fiction of a rogue being about as good as a fighter at combat is stupid. I think rust monsters and undead creatures that hurt your stats are way better than dire boars and skeletons who just shoot you with bows. I think that when rocks fall, things should die. These all contribute to the fantasy world seeming more dangerous, more ‘real’, like a spectral hand isn’t shielding you from the worst the world has to offer.

I also recognize this is my dark fantasy bias yapping away

pants are haunted

isn’t that the place with the freaky haunted pants?

CDDA: it’s basically an immersive sim with zombies and mutants in an ascii new england. Sprites optional;

Stardew valley: haha ancient fruit wine go brrr;

Morrowind: whiff. whiff. cliff racer screech. the sounds of a wood elf screaming from the heavens and splattering on the pavement;

An SNES emulator: there’s like an entire library to play here;

uh, that one’s on you, merkel

Yes, almost exclusively in the context of dogs shlorping up water from their bowl.

Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.

what the fuck i don’t even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this