My oldest never hit this, but the younger one who is currently 3 basically matches this comic exactly

YES that’s it! Honestly never thought I’d see it again, thank you for the links!

This vividly reminded me of the browser flash game for Bionicle that LEGO had on the Bionicle website when the original run was big. I logged so many hours in that game, I wish I could find an archived version to run through again.

I’ve heard my BIL pronounce it “chew-gee”

Strong Bad was ahead of his time when he made the Ab-Abber 2000. Abs in minutes - nay, seconds!