But good ghouls get headpats!

That’s the flavour of vampire mind control they never mention in the stories.

Just to be clear, the chicken sandwich itself holds no ill will to the homosexual community. Sandwiches are generally incapable of hate.

Sadly, the ghouls that own the company that makes the sandwiches are incapable of reaching the same level of human empathy that an inanimate foodstuff can.

Aside from that, you ain’t missing much. It tasted weird and sweet 20 years ago when they started selling them here, before the controversy.

Doesn’t saying they’re not “subject to jurisdiction” mean they’re outside general reach of the legal system, like a crime-drama character claiming diplomatic immunity?

I’d love to see someone pull that string.

I think those are Hungarian banknotes.

Would thry?

The ticket seller doesn’t care if there’s an empty hall, he got paid early on.

You’re hoping that the scalpers don’t get enough return to be able to justify continuing to play their role.

Old Cisco gear shows up in the thrift shops here. I think you can’t even give 10/100 kit away.