Gumby

If you already have a journalist in your contacts list, then maaaayyyyybbbeeee.

Maybe they can give her a 21 gun salute. With live ammo. Straight into her coffin.

But that’s 11 words!

Ten word requirement

It’s an interesting test

This one’s successful

I got carded at a bar a few weeks ago for the first time in years, and now I find out I’m still an “early adult”, despite being over 40? Hell yeah!

Literally yes, from what I remember when reading about this a few days ago. It’s an exhibit on impeachment in general, not specifically just about Trump’s impeachments.

So I guess if I’m ever in a survival situation and this scenario comes up, it’ll be Schrodinger’s Buttchug

It’s cute that he thinks that Wall St hedge fund guys are Democrats

Counterpoint: Elon Musk

If only there was a specific word for a human female child…oh well!

There was a guy that was the owner’s favorite at a place I worked years ago. Among all the other shit he would regularly get away with, one time he wrote all over the door to another employee’s office with a highlighter. Since that shit’s permanent, the door had to be repainted. This guy owns the company now.

scrambling to understand the rationale behind the abrupt termination

Stop trying to look for any rationale behind anything this administration does. There is none.

Don’t

and they could get a few Reps over

The entire Republican party is on board with Trump. There is zero chance of this happening.

Well for a different tactic, how about supporting a more progressive candidate in the primary? Just look at the NYC mayoral primary that just happened.

Nah, that’s exactly what they want, so they can then appeal to the ultra conservative Supreme Court

That makes total sense in the West, but in DC, and in the Eastern US more generally, droughts are not nearly as much of a concern.

Not a majority. A plurality.

Which the teacher failed (assuming this is real)

Or, as the Trump White House calls it, “minor citation and formatting mistakes”