I use “kitty”. It amuses me when Straight Outta Compton becomes about kitties with attitude

Unless it’s your mum

This is the reason I stopped playing pubg and I couldn’t get my head round it either. In theory people may enjoy it more because it’s easier to win, and who doesn’t like winning? Yes it’s not a real win against bots but the bots are a secret so maybe it feels like a real win?

But it’s obvious that you’re against bots. If people enjoy playing against bots why not just include a bot mode?

I see a few possible reasons

1. Most people are ignorant to the bots. They play a few games, they win, they’re happy. They don’t realise they only had 4 humans in their lobby.

2. People eventually realise they’re against bots but the devs are stupid. They did some focus groups and detected people being happy. These people would have eventually realised they’re against bots and hated it but the focus groups didn’t detect that. Like a pepsi challenge.

3. Blissful ignorance? People kind of know they’re against bots but turn a blind eye and wins still feel good. They wouldn’t play a specific 100% bot mode because they want a “real win”

I remember explaining something regarding special relativity to my colleagues once, and they replied that I must be wrong because “That doesn’t make sense at all”. Of course it doesn’t make sense, that’s how you know I’m right!

My junior’s commit messages look like this image. There’s always a way.

Probably not the answer you’re looking for, but Puss In Boots 2. The second Shrek spinoff about the cat? Who honestly expected that to be such a banger

Sam Altman

Nonce

Wow David Irving is a twat. Here’s a poem he wrote for his infant daughter

I am a Baby Aryan
Not Jewish or Sectarian
I have no plans to marry an
Ape or Rastafarian. 

Obviously Under Siege and Executive Decision are both legitimately good films so I don’t think they count. There are some films which can be enjoyable and have their charm, I’d include Out For Justice, Fire Down Below, Exit Wounds and Half Past Dead in this category. If you want to watch a bad film and laugh, my go-to is General Commander.

Love the bonus fact! I’m definitely bringing this up at our next Seagalathon

I write a few notes at the end of each film. It helps when we’re trying to remember e.g. “which film had the giant fish tank with naked women in a restaurant?”

Anyway, Exit Wounds:

This is the start of Seagal being black. Good tiddy bar scene.

Lots of decent scenes involving people who aren’t Seagal. Story was almost decent with a twist with DMX being a good guy

Seagal blows up a helicopter by shooting it with a pistol.

Great credit scene: “I love big women. If you want to feel the heat, you gotta have the meat”

I’ve got a small group of friends and we’ve watched every single Steven Seagal film. You might think it sounds fun. “So-bad-it’s-good!”. Well, there’s a limit. Some films are truly truly awful to watch. Sometimes they genuinely leave us all in a slump. We had to make a rule that we never watch 2 Seagal films in one day because it’s too much for our mental health. My partner doesn’t understand why we do it. I don’t understand why we do it.

We’re currently watching them all again

What’s the total number of epic Bs?

Hey baby, I’m self aware. I got that headspace app, because I care

I remember playing Assault on the Control Room on Halo 1 and one of the doors glitched and didn’t unlock. I must have walked around those hallways for hours trying to work out where I was supposed to go

You fool you just typed it and spoiled your experiment

I’m part of those people. The usual argument is that everybody’s phone is listening all the time, without agreeing to permissions or showing the mic notification or anything like that. I’ve never seen any proof of that. This article is about a bunch of shovelware apps (Pool 3D, Beer pong: Trickshot, Honey Quest etc) that aren’t even listed anymore. There’s nothing about them skirting permissions or hiding the notification.

People see the headline and assume it’s Facebook et al.

You mean you don’t cut it open and scoop?

Joke police here. We don’t have “elementary school” in England. Pack it all up please.

These statements make it all the more maddening. How can you say it’s not a triumph for one side while they literally toast champagne on your doorstep. Fucking old cunts, you know you’ll all be dead soon and we’ll just change the law anyway.