I’m a fan of Mbin, I like using it and enjoy being here. I don’t really consider myself to be hanging in there at all.

All that much less time to recite shitty poetry! Everyone wins!

Tell them about zoo theory and that Earth would better serve us as a reality TV show. We don’t even have to do anything, they’re already broadcasting this whole shitshow!

That argument is legal horseshit btw, they are 100% bound by the terms of the contract. If they fuck around, it’s time to you to seek out a good attorney and sue them if they breach the contract.

Oh damn, guess I should’ve like, read the documentation or something. Thanks!

I just switched to Heliboard. I like it, but I wish it had swiping.

Sounds like you work at a place that trusts you to do the job you were hired to do.

My take is: If they don’t trust me, wtf am I even doing at a such a fucked up place? Then find a better place to work.

Glad I work at a place that wouldn’t give a fuck as long as I’m getting shit done. This sort of bullshit undermines how people feel about work and likely harms productivity more than it helps (as is tradition with micromanaging people instead of setting them up for success and giving them the space they need to do their job).

Also, people who actually are slacking will find so many ways around this anyhow that it won’t actually matter to them because they already don’t care and are probably smart enough to get around it.

If you’re looking for going to the gym/getting stuff done:

Diplo - Big Lost

Aesop Rock - Getaway Car

MF DOOM/Dangermouse - Crosshairs

Ratatat - Nostrand

DJ Shadow - Blood on the Motorway

Squarepusher - Central Line

Meanwhile, Google is fucking with sideloading. Coincidence?

Just gotta put yourself out there, you’ll find your special lady one day fella.

How do you know it didn’t just do a bunch of steroids and grow tits like Bob from Fight Club?

Better than slam hounds.

Even if you do carry a gun one day, keep carrying the pepper spray. It’s good to have an option between a strong word and a bullet that doesn’t involve getting super close.

Borderlands 4 and the Switch 2: Two things I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire.

Makes the water go faster, duh.

I haven’t seen any of that shit on the fediverse except maybe conspiracy theories (which are way more prevalent on other websites), wtf are they talking about?

Wtf did they eat?

Thank you for keeping us informed.

I don’t care, if I want to look at my phone, I look at it. I get shit done, so nobody gives me grief. This might not work everywhere, but I wouldn’t work at a place that nitpicked over stuff like that.