The daddy:

The rock your shit:

But consider the feels:

I thought they smelled fishy …

I’m fully onboard, we have to fight this for everyone’s sake.

Not completely related, but is this 100-mil-in-profits the best option to gather signatures?
Via wiki/Change.org:

Change.org is a website which allows users to create and sign petitions in an attempt to advance various social causes by raising awareness and influencing decision-makers. The site is a US-based for-profit company and claims to have 557 million users as of August 2025.

Isn’t there a EU site to petition?
https://www.europarl.europa.eu/petitions/

And in most cases it’s really good, thought out, constantly moving with the market & reports/reviews on it’s efficiency.

It gets fucky when personal interests (like “politicians keeping down crime & protecting the kids”, or lobbyists doing the same) get mixed in tho.
This is such political popularity case.

Nautilus having second thoughts …

Not being in the average isn’t necessarily bad, just a bit different. And intolerant jerks will find you being different no matter how much the same you are compared to them.