“Don’t just stare at it, Sabrina. Eat it.”

Dad?

All glory to the Christ Moth! May his lamp be forever bright and attractive.

I get to post Moth versions of Loss and I get a free ticket out of this place? Sign me up!

The band Gay for Johnny Depp has a song that ends with the line, “if you’ve never read a newspaper and you want to be all you can be, join the army.”

“I see the problem, your AP is in the Faraday Chasity Cage. Closing ticket.”

But can I whip it into a cum meringue?

“I’m in love with the loaf of you.”

This damned planned obsolescence! They just don’t make kids like they used to.

Very true and I should have been more specific.

Anyone putting corporate technology into their bodies is just asking to get Black Mirror’ed. I always thought it would be cool to have my body replaced by a sick robot, but I know I’ll never be rich enough to afford the cool one. I’ll just be in the Hyundai Bodi or whatever.

I just love a multilingual portmanteau!

I always thought telepresence sounded like a school of magic.

Punchline in Brazil!!

7 feels like he’s screaming throughout all timelines at once, so yeah. Him.

My age totally did gone!

I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, “I don’t want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time” and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.

It’s AI slop AND the water didn’t turn to wine?! I’m going home.

It was literally the point of them: massive corporations taking equity away from local communities.

Biblically accurate fuck boi.