Nice. 👌

Damn. This is hard. I can’t come up with an alternative lyric. 🤔
(and I refuse to use ChatGPT for this)

“I don’t like those diddelee darnelee daylight savings!” 🥸

“Wanna take it to my place?!?” angry wink

Well… that escalated slowly. 👨🏻‍🦰

Pretty accurate, but the hamster wheel should be lower near the crankshaft. 😉

Thanks, I’ll tell my psychotherapist. 😙

Ha ha. Hey, thanks. I might use that joke in some form or another someday. ✍️😎

You’re welcome. Glad to help people with my onomatopoeias. 😎

If you like my stuff, feel free to follow me. ✍️😎

I like it. Make more! 🫵😎

Ugh. Don’t get me started. 🙄

And you didn’t even have to dig for it. ⛏️👷🏻‍♂️

It’s scientifically designed to be that way. ☝️🤓

You just stopped scrolling the front page, because you struck gold. 😉

Really? Because of my work? Wow. I’m blushing. ☺️

I hope to see more of your work. As soon as I can find the fricking ‘follow’ button on this app, I’ll be following you.

Ugh… I hate it when my jokes turn out to be real. 😦
I think I’m gonna lay on my bed and lose consciousness for a couple of hours and forget what you just said. 😑

Oof. I’m too drunk to follow all of this. 😮‍💨
However, I am going to steal that sentence: “Is there anywhere to pee in the house?” and I’m gonna use it in real life.

Awww. ☺️
I will. ✊😎

It DOES have everything. Every possible secretion, expulsion, or ejaculate. I’m still amazed that swimming in the ocean does NOT get every orifice of your body pregnant. 😨